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                                                   The Timeline of the hen

 

First evidence of peahens 

Evidence of microscopic traces of wood ash and peahen DNA has been dated from this time. It is therefore thought that prehistoric peahens gave the gift of fire to man.

c. 400,000 B.C 

The discovery of Britian 

Evidence suggests humans were led to what is now Britain by an unknown peahen of great power.

c.38,000 B.C  

the FIRST DEPICTION OF A PeaHEN

The first visual representation of a peahen can be found on a cave painting estimated to be from this time. The painting depicts what appears to be a regular hen, although it is fairly ambiguous. It is not known how peahens interacted with early humans at this point in time.

7500 B.C 

The discovery of memphis

King Menes founds Memphis as the capital of Egypt. Evidence has been found to suggest that this decision was advised by an unknown peahen.

3100 B.C 

cONSTRUCTION OF THE PYRAMIDS 

Peahens provide ancient Egyptians with the knowledge to construct the pyramids. From this point onwards there are no other records of a peahen presence in Egypt.

2550 B.C 

The ten commandments

The ten commandments are given to Moses by an undescript peahen.

1240 B.C 

battle triumphs  

Adad-nirari III of the Mesopotamian kingdom Assyria conquers Damascus, thanks to battle plans provided by an unknown peahen.

804 B.C 

Burial Hens  

Native Americans adopt the peahen tradition of building large burial mounds. This breed of peahen that was observed by native Americans would soon go extinct.

700 B.C  

The Formation of buddhism

Daoism and Buddhism are founded by the Persian Tached Hen. This is the first time a specific peahen breed is recorded in history. It is believed this is one of the oldest surviving breeds.

600 B.C 

End of the roman monarchy

The Roman monarchy is overthrown and the republican period begins. Peahens are elected as the first pair of consuls.

509 B.C 

king of china

Peahens provide ancient Egyptians with the knowledge to construct the pyramids. From this point onwards there are no other records of a peahen presence in Egypt.

400 B.C 

The death of critias

A Regal Charlston Peahen , Critias, leading member of the Athenian Thirty Tyrants oligarchy, is killed.

403 B.C 

The first catapult   

Due to an intervention by a peahen, a war breaks out between Sparta and Elis In this same year, peahens provide the plans to build the first catapult to Greek engineers.

400 B.C 

Alexander the Great  

With the help of a 'Glandular' Peahen as an advisor, Alexander the Great conquers an empire stretching from Greece to Western India. Records suggest this peahen was "acting out of spite", although there is no explanation for this.

334 B.C  

The first minted coin 

The Roman denarius coin is minted for the first time. It depicts a peahen on both sides. The reason behind this decision by the Romans is unknown to this day.

268 B.C 

Failed Rebellion 

The Macedonian people are treated like livestock by a group of peahens.They rebel against their hen captors, but this rebellion is decimated.

148  B.C 

envoy    

A peahen is sent by Emperor Wu to Persia. This peahen goes on to help open the Silk Road.

138 B.C 

impossible translation 

The last book of the old testament, The book of Esther, is translated into Greek by a peahen. It is not known how this was possible as peahens are thought to lack comprehension of language.

77 B.C 

   The death of caesar    

Julias Caesar is assassinated by conspirators, who stabbed him to death. Evidence exists to suggest that this was a cover story, and Caesar was actually murdered in cold blood by a particularly ill tempered 'Hungarian bull-nosed hen'.

44 B.C 

Destruction of evidence 

The Roman historian, Livy, finishes writing his History of Rome. There are some particularly large gaps in this work - it is thought that many pages were consumed by a peahen.

15 B.C  

A Suspicious Death

Herod the Great, ruler of Judea, dies. His death was witnessed by many who claim to have seen peahens perform "suspicious activity" around his cadaver.

4 B.C 

The Birth of jesus

The estimated birth of Jesus. It is said this took place in a stable, surrounded by many animals. Several peahens are also believed to have witnessed the event.

1  B.C 
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